chippyyyz:

pondwitch:

i love a fog. i love a woods.

I love to munch a fresh baked goods

thebootydiaries:

galaxy-warping:

statsdead-deactivated20200602:

heshe:

strongermonster:

i need to say something that maybe not everyone here will understand but: 9pm is the shortest hour

frnkieropartydad:

frnkieropartydad:

frnkieropartydad:

Do u ever just VIOLENTLY dislike having body parts

Too Restricting. I Would Like To Shapeshift.

Dysphoria plus my inner Cryptid Demon co-wrote this post

3000s:

ppl who arent bisexual are like “oh this is what i think it means to be bi actually” and u sound dumb as hell, bisexuality is when ur brain is small but ur meat is huge. next question.

ndiecity:

toastpotent:

tilthat:

TIL the “lifespan” of the electron is 66,000 yottayears (6.6 × 1028 years) or about 5 quintillion times longer than the current age of the universe.

via reddit.com

???????????? bitch i hate science and numbers what the fuck does this mean

Hoo boy that sure is a yotta years

happycottage:

official-sans-undertale:

megapope:

portentsofwoe:

alienpapacy:

trending news

underwater temple, underwater monk

underwater rhymes and underwater funk

he sleeps in the sea in an underwater bunk

with mirrors all around him hes an underwater hunk

he’s got underwater junk in his underwater trunk

on the basketball court he does a nautical dunk

he’s got a little stash of underwater skunk

underwater temple, underwater monk

whamb:

iloveurcat:

coolcatgroup:

coolcatgroup:

When cats stretch and spread their little toebeans out, reblog if you agree

I can’t believe I forgot the best one

This is the best post I’ve ever seen!!

BEANS

bussy-pop:

lvl99catpriest:

baker-p-i:

tiktoksithinkarefunny:

Me after one alcohol

EAT YOUR HEART OUT TONYA HARDING